burgerprincess666:

me in the bath tub

(Source: lulaafortuna)

Timestamp: 1397881903

trolliweirdlyawesome:



Bad Fall Fashions. 

(via ozenenz)

Timestamp: 1397868796

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog, via hate)

tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

(via hate)

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

(via hate)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via hate)

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

(Source: sixsteen, via hate)

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

(via hate)

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep, via hate)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via hate)

  • My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.

(Source: lawngreen, via hate)